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Head back over to the Thorn ISBI Gen 2 Heir Poll post and vote for your favorite!

Or if you prefer you can vote below.

Thanks for participating and have a great day!

Thorn ISBI Gen 2 Heir Poll

Welcome to the first Thorn Heir Poll! At the bottom of the post you will find the poll and you can vote as many times as you want.

Now lets meet the possible heirs!

First up is Lily the first born. She has 4 days till she is a young adult and has NO potential spouse.

Second is Daisy the second born. She has 7 days till she is a young adult and has NO potential spouse.

Third is Aster the third born and only boy. He has 13 days till he is a young adult and has NO potential spouse.

Lastly is Iris the fourth and final. She is 4 days till she is a teen and 14 after till she is a young adult. She has NO potential spouse.

Thorn ISBI 1.6 – Getting to Know the Kids

Hey everyone and welcome back to another installment of Thorn ISBI.
Lets get this update started.

Iris is our booty trapper. Every time I turn around that girl is setting one the house is full of red flashes.

Aster found the telescope too bad he didn’t last long enough to earn a skill point.

At least someone is enjoying the playground.

Daisy: These look good… nom nom nom

Nothing happened to her.

Nice going Aster *sigh*

ASTER!

Aster: It’s not my fault.

Gnome: HE LIES!

OH! Now this in interesting! We have to find him!

Lily got one too!

Found Lily’s guy! He is pretty cute. Potential spouse?

While waiting for Daisy’s guy I find these two.

I felt sorry for them having man-tails so they got a makeover.

Finally he came out! Another potential spouse this time for Daisy.

Can I say I’m really tired of this action. All I see is kids dressed like this.

Lily is pretty awesome.

Someone got Daisy with a trap… I wounder who it could be…

Yep, knew it.

I caught Iris jumping and just as I get to her she falls.

This can’t be good.

Daisy: How dare you trick me you little turd. You will regret this little girl!

Iris: I have no clue what you are talking about. You are loosing it dear sister.

Iris: you will regret the day you spoke to me in such a way.

Aster loves to dance. and can I say he is pretty cute doing so.

Destructive Lily is Destructive.

And now dirty.

What in the H….

It is Parker.

Has it really been that long?

More trapping going on.

Another dancer in the house.

Aster: I will be heir!

Daisy: Boo, you suck Aster.

Well dang no wonder it seems the money keeps growing.

OH NO NO NO NO!

Iris: Oopsies

Look who is finally an adult and rocking the man-tails.

Well of course the man-tails caused the crisis.

It is nice when they show they still love each other.

Rose: We have a problem.

Rose was able to get the fire out before the firefighter got here.

Firefighter: I wanted to put out the fire stupid founder.

Daisy didn’t make it to school she got to the lot and crashed on the bench.It is better than a fail.

Too bad Lily didn’t get them memo.

Daisy! I was just bragging on you and you do this.

Another fail!

*CRASH*

The save screwed up and was unuseable at least I could get in long enough to grab the family and their house.

So the family moved to an empty Twinbrook.

First order of business for Parker is to gamble …he has a problem.

Now what are you up to Daisy?

I should of known.

I love this dancing bar and so does the family.

Aster: I wanted to play on that.

Iris: You snooze you loose, looser.

So they decided to play tag.

It is nice to see them bonding.

Aster: *derp* Brrrday…

Aster: *derp* Teeennnn….

Aster is now Easily Impressed

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Here is Aster after his Teen Makeover.

I’m still not so sure about his looks.

Aster: Why you no love me!

I do love you I just question your look.

I noticed there was an extra puddle in the floor and apparently it was Parker’s fault.

And that is all I have for now for you guys. I hope you got to know this generation’s kids because following this update I will post the heir poll.

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Thorn ISBI Points
Torch Holders: 1
Current: Rose Thorn

Alien Abductions: 6

Single Birth (4): +20
Twin Birth (0):
Triplet Birth (0): 0
Quad Birth (0): 0
Fulfilled LTW (0):
Honor Roll (0): 0
Every $100,000 (1): +20

Self wetting (8): -40
Passing Out (6): -30
Fire (1): -5
Accidental Deaths (0): 0
Social Worker Visit (0): 0

Positive: +40
Negative: -75

Grand Total: -35

Thorn ISBI 1.5 – Birthdays and Fails

Hey everyone last time on Thorn ISBI, lots a of aging up, the last child of generation two was born, the house got a remodel, aliens visited and lots of other fun things.

This time around their is no chapter title picture because Photoshop is being a nightmare, oh well own with the update.

Looks like Aster has set off a trap. I wonder whose it could be….

I should have known it was Daisy’s.

I love when my kids play together.

Lily is now a Hopeless Romantic.

First order of business is basketball.
She made it to level 2 in athletics.

I have never seen this done autonomously.

HAHAHAHAHA NO!

Last skill for Iris with several days to go.

Parker has a new hobby.

Daisy is having a blast.

I swear this is all Aster does clean.

Of course right after Aster proves me wrong by being cute.

There is something wrong here….

Yep, boob painting next biggest thing.

You have food.

Lily: I want cobbler.

You have food and Lily is cooking…

Parker: But I want waffles.

Lefty: You stupid bimbo you made the cobbler disappear.

Lily: It’s not my fault the oven ate it.

Lefty: LIAR!

Lily: Curse you oven!!!

She settled for cake.

Parker managed to finish his waffles but instead of eating them he threw them on the floor and ate leftovers.

NO PARKER!

Lily has been a very busy girl and got to level 3.

Nice going Lily.

And right after she is introduced to the aliens.

Someone found the trampoline.

Damn it Lily!

Homework time.

Rose if officially an adult with no midlife crises.

Lily is such a wonderful big sister.

Daisy gained the Bookworm trait.

No sooner did she age up did she pass out.

GO TO BED ALL OF YOU!

*sighs* Why Aster?

Aren’t you supposed to be at shcool?

Aster: Yep, but I reset myself.

How can he be doing anything wrong he is at home sleeping?

Iris is now insane.

Well that is all I have for not. Next update will be the last one before the poll goes up. Sorry if the update was a bit lame seriously nothing really happened but a lot of standing around.

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Thorn ISBI Points
Torch Holders: 1
Current: Rose Thorn

Alien Abductions: 6

Single Birth (4): +20
Twin Birth (0):
Triplet Birth (0): 0
Quad Birth (0): 0
Fulfilled LTW (0):
Honor Roll (0): 0
Every $100,000 (1): +20

Self wetting (4): -20
Passing Out (3): -15
Fire (0):
Accidental Deaths (0): 0
Social Worker Visit (0): 0

Positive: +40
Negative: -35

Grand Total: +5

Thorn ISBI 1.4 – Moving Up

Last time on Thorn ISBI, Daisy aged up to a toddler and was super cute, Lily became a child and was a bit wild, Parker was an awesome dad, Aster was born, glitches happened and Rose got a little closer to getting her LTW.

What a way to start an update Lily found her homework.

Lily: I don’t wanna do it.

Lily: This is all your fault.

I didn’t tell you do do it but I am proud that you are.

Parker: I wanna another Ba….

No. Aster isn’t even a toddler yet.

Daisy: It’s my birday!

Daisy is now perceptive and gorgeous!

Moments after Daisy aged up Rose gets this wish.
Really, Rose? Really?

Her firs child actions is to play basketball.

And then preside over her royal court.

Damn it Daisy -5

At least she showered.

Parker found Aster.

Anonymous hugging.

Daisy: I wanna hug. *pouts*

Seeing her pouty face made me fell bad so she got a hug too.

Father Daughter bounding.

We have a gnome!

You can defiantly tell who his favorite is.

Another child that looks exactly like Parker. His nose worries me.

Uhh…..

I got a pop up about the social worker.
At least she came in.

Have fun Rose.

First day of school for Daisy.

I gave in. Last baby of generation two is on its way.

What is with all these glitches.

Lily didn’t come home after school I found her at school sleeping.

Daisy is trapping the shower.

Again Parker!

And then…

I got tired of our house and bored so I built the Thorn’s a real house.

*Start Tour*

*/End Tour*

Parker: I’m going to have to beg for a raise to afford this place.

You can’t be level 2 forever.

The moment Rose went into the house she goes into labor.

Another girl. Her name is Iris Thorn.

Daisy: Ewwww… Lily you stink.

Lily: No you stink.

Parker: *Lick* *Lick* *Lick*

Girls are glitches with permanent disgusted moodlets.

Another night, another alien visit.

Where i Parker?

Rose: Crazy driver stuffed him in the trunk.

Lovely.

At least we all made it to the festival just fine.

*Festival Spam*

*End Festival Spam*

Festival fun was cut short because someone was in the red.

Now where is that baby sitter?

He is outside looking through the window being completely useless.

*Sigh* -5 for Lily.

Finally it is birthday time!

First up is Iris.

Rose: Caaakkkkeeee

Another cute little girl.

Aster decided to age up before he could get to the cake.

Aster is now Neat.
I’m still not hip on his nose but it looks a little better.

Alright that is all I have for now. Next time we should be getting some teens and getting closer to starting Gen 2. Also I have decided I will be personally be keeping count of alien abductions because seriously how alien prone can the Thorn’s be?

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Thorn ISBI Points
Torch Holders: 1
Current: Rose Thorn

Alien Abductions: 5

Single Birth (4): +20
Twin Birth (0):
Triplet Birth (0): 0
Quad Birth (0): 0
Fulfilled LTW (0):
Honor Roll (0): 0
Every $100,000 (0): 0

Self wetting (2): -10
Passing Out (1): -5
Fire (0):
Accidental Deaths (0): 0
Social Worker Visit (0): 0

Positive: +20
Negative: -15

Grand Total: +5

Thorn ISBI – 1.3 Someone has a Favorite

Last time, Parker was a big flirty jerk that is till Lily was born. Lily aged up to a toddler just before Daisy was born. Parker became a big softy and was abducted by aliens.

Rose is filling a little glitchey, she has decided that teaching Lily to talk involves dirty dishes.

Parker finally found Daisy and decides to be a good daddy. It didn’t last long though because…

It was Daisy’s birthday.
She has Rose’s Skin, Parker’s eye color and Grandpa Dustin’s blonde hair.

Parker she is not tired.

Daisy: Foooood

Daisy wins.

*Daisy Spam*



*Spam End*

Last skill for Lily. It couldn’t get done soon enough her birthday was the next day.

This is all sorts of nasty! Get out of the potty Lily!

With Lily finished it is Daisy’s turn to skill.

Was that chimes I heard?

Parker is such a good daddy.

Rose: Please don’t hurt me! I swear it wasn’t chimes!

Rose: Good-bye cruel world!

Lily: It’s my birthday!

Lily is now a coward.

No fails for you! Find a bed!
She did and I was happy.

Daisy found the blocks I bought for Lily.

Rose: Loading….

Rose: Baby load complete.

She then wishes for another girl as does Parker.

I love this interaction but I hate that the girls end up looking likes boys.

Lily: Did you just call me a boy?

No I said….

Lily: To late! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

Parker: Anything you say my princess!

After Lily is done threatening with me she runs off and paints this. I love it.

Final skill for Daisy.

What are you up to?

Lily: Nothing…

Why are you standing inside the toilet?

Lily: None of your business!

She set a trap for Rose I guess since Parker went in there right after and it didn’t go off.

I think Parker has a favorite. he follows Lily around everywhere trying to talk to her.

You know there is food in the fridge, right?

Parker: We don’t have mac n’ cheese.

You burnt it.

Parker: I’m an amazing chef!

He then sat down and ate it.

Hey whats up with Daisy?

She is glitched out playing blocks.

Lily broke the sink.

Lily: I don’t want to go to school.

Daisy likes to cry for no reason.

At last it is baby time.

It was then that I realized that Parker naver came home.
He is busy making a snowman outside the stadium.

Say hello to Aster Thorn.

I will end this update with Rose mastering the Guitar skill.
One skill down and one more to go before she gets her LTW.

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Thorn ISBI Points
Torch Holders: 1
Current: Rose Thorn

Single Birth (3): +15
Twin Birth (0):
Triplet Birth (0): 0
Quad Birth (0): 0
Fulfilled LTW (0):
Honor Roll (0): 0
Every $100,000 (0): 0

Self wetting (1): -5
Passing Out (0):
Fire (0):
Accidental Deaths (0): 0
Social Worker Visit (0): 0

Positive: +15
Negative: -5

Grand Total: +10

Thorn ISBI 1.2 – WooHooty Text

Hey guys who is ready for another update?

Last time on Thorn ISBI, Our founder Rose Thorn got to restart her first day in sunset Valley. She spent a lot of time at the fire department while she wanted on Parker to age up. They got engaged and married the same night he aged up.

Now on with the update!

We will start off with Parker being a slob. I forgot how much I dislike that trait.

Autonomous loveings!

Rose: Baby!

Hello generation 2!

Are you ever going to get away from the mirror?

Parker: You never know when a beautiful woman will want to go on a date.

Parker you are married and she is pregnant with your child.

Parker: So…

No lie, when the first rejected he called another right after.

Rose: I know what you did. *evil eye*

Parker: What?

It is baby time!

Parker, Rose is in labor are you not going to freak out?

Parker: Nope

Parker: I’m too sexy to care.

You are a jerk.

And we have a girl, her name is Lily.

Parker is seriously upsessed with his daugher.

The only time he leaves her is to play basketball.

Or get abducted.

Baby number two is on its way.

The next night they return for Parker.
I’m really hoping that these guys are not alien magnets like the Jollys were.

Sparkle got her nose!

Lily is all Parker. She got his skintone, eyes and hair color.

Another mini house makeover.

*Lily Spam*

*Spam End*

This is cute and all but she is not tired.

Even the maid finds Parker boring. At least he has quit flirting with every women he meets.

Hurry get home!

Anther cuter Father Duaghter moment but this time she is tired and Parkere refuses to put Lily to bed.

I guess Lily did soften Parker because this time her does freek out.

Ad we have another girl. This is Daisy Thorn.

There is NOTHING wrong with you quit crying!

We will close this update with some inappropriate skilling.

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Thorn ISBI Points
Torch Holders: 1
Current: Rose Thorn

Single Birth (2): +10
Twin Birth (0):
Triplet Birth (0): 0
Quad Birth (0): 0
Fulfilled LTW (0):
Honor Roll (0): 0
Every $100,000 (0): 0

Self wetting (1): -5
Passing Out (0):
Fire (0):
Accidental Deaths (0): 0
Social Worker Visit (0): 0

Positive: +10
Negative: -5

Grand Total: +5

Thorn ISBI – 1.1 Second Times the Charm

Hello and welcome back to Thorn in my Side ISBI. Last time we met our founder, Rose Thron, we ran around Sunset Valley looking for the elusive men and then the game crashed. Well I’m trying something new, I took our one of my EP to see if the game would run smother and it did so good-by Into the Future and hello game that works!

After our mishap last time Rose seems more excited about her story.

Rose: Yey red!

Yes I had to rebuild her little “home” and this time made it red.

First order of business is to try out the new bed. Why, I have no clue.

And then have a snack on the toliet.

Rose: Somethings wrong….

Rose: Why wont it leave?

Because I have university installed.

Rose: *shrill mocking voice* Because I have university installed.

Rose: Make is leave before it makes wall fall in love again or else!

He/She will leave soon enough.

*sigh* Lama fell in love with the wall and would not leave so we left.

OMP! Men! At the library! Rose met everyone there before sitting down to do her online profile.

As she gores to leave even more people showed up and had to stop and meet them all.

Rose: Find me love now!

Chill. We have not found him yet.

Hello Christopher, my go to guy! Play nice, Rose.

And then she walks away.

Christopher: She’d be one heck of a catch.

GO BACK!

Rose: Watch this video and love me!

Rose: Love my funny face!

Christopher: You know you face will stick like that.

And then come joins her in face making.

Flirting how sweet.

And then I get a pop up saying her is in a relationship with someone, figures.

Bills, bills , bills. On the plus side we didn’t crash in the night.

And with now shower, Rose ends up at the fire department.

And does a little painting for her Life Time Wish. Oh btw it is to master painted and guitar.

Rose: I got the job.

Good but why so glum?

Rose: I got the job.

It is only painting.

Making money.

And a little dumpster diving.

She made out pretty good.

A small remodel was in order.

This is why you don’t sleep in the rain. She got electrocuted the moment she got out of bed.

Back to the fire department for a shower and a little but of skilling.

Rose: like pole dancing.

No not like pole dancing we came to paint.

And now I don’t have to worry about her getting struck by lightning when she first gets up.

Picking her nose while talking to the future Mr. Thron.

Rose: I was not picking my nose I was … uuuhh…. scratching it! Yeah, I was scratching it.

The woman walking away started a water fight with Rose… she didnt get the memo the game was canceled.

At last she can afford a guitar.

First pluming problem.

Someone kept dropping me telling her to got pee. -5

Rose! He just aged up!

Apparently he like it.

They flirted a bit and then became boyfriend and girlfriend.

Rose moved fast! engaged and married right away so we can get the second generation on its’ way.

Welcome Mr. Parker ‘Langerak’ Thorn.

Parker brought in a little over 2k and the house got a little bigger.

Was that chimes I heard?

Alright that is all I have for now. I hope you all enjoyed and a new update will be posted sometime soon.

Thorn ISBI Points
Torch Holders: 1
Current: Rose Thorn

Single Birth (0):
Twin Birth (0):
Triplet Birth (0): 0
Quad Birth (0): 0
Fulfilled LTW (0):
Honor Roll (0): 0
Every $100,000 (0): 0

Self wetting (1): -5
Passing Out (0):
Fire (0):
Accidental Deaths (0): 0
Social Worker Visit (0): 0

Positive: +0
Negative: -5

Grand Total: -5

Thorn ISBI 1.0- False Start

Hello and welcome to the first of hopefully many installments of Thorn in my Side ISBI! Warning, this first chapter is short because of some… umm… difficulties… but more on that later. Lets start off with introducing our wonderful founder Rose Thorn.

She is a real gem trust me!

First order of business cancel the paper!

Rose: Yes um there is a creepy lama man here…. I scared!

Ignore him he will go away soon.

Rose: I forbid you to be his friend wall. I don’t want the lama freak here!

Rose: You’re going down wall if you keep talking to him!

And if he didn’t want to leave before lama man will now. How about we get out of the house and find you a man.

There is all women at the part today. Lame.

Hank: Marry me sexy lady!

Rose: Y….

No move along, Hank.

The park was and epic fail so to the library it is to start an online profile. We lied… a bit….

Seriously where are all the men!

Man hunting led Rose to the greenhouse where she snagged a free meal. Bad news still no men….

Rose: Beds. You should get one and get some beauty sleep you seriously need it. I have one and I’m gorgeous!

Rose be nice to her!

Rose: …. Something is different

I gave Vita a slight makeover.

Rose: That’s not it

Rose: I bet you make some ugly babies.

ROSE!

Vita: I hope the sun burns your eyes out.

Rose: *chokes* Harsh much?

*shakes head* You asked for it.

Home at last dreaming about the new house aka three walls and free floor covering.

And babies? Girl you have to find a man first!

And then…..

Crash

Well so much for a start. Uggg, it makes me so mad but at least we get a fresh start and maybe this time we will find some men. So stay tuned another update should be added shortly.

I’m Back!

Hello? Hello? Hello anyone still around?

Hello!

Evening everyone how is still around and is seeing this post! I have been away for quite some time but I’m going to try and make a come back. My game has been super buggy so I’ve not really been playing but I think I finally figured it out for the most part. But I have some good and bad news to share.

Bad News: I have resided to retire the Jolly family. I just don’t feel I can finish these guys. They mean so much to me and I love the family but it has become hard to play them. Their story will remain here in their own section so you can reread them anytime you want.

Good News: I am starting a new ISBI! Thorn in my Side ISBI will now take place on the Jolly blog! I will be changing the blog name to something else but I’m not sure what it will be just yet. All stories I plan on following through in the future will be posted here.

Now with all that said I really appreciate all of you that have stuck around and I hope you will continue to enjoy the craziness on this blog. The first chapter of the Thorn ISBI will be posted soon and I do hope you all enjoy.

Wishing you all a wonderful weekend and happy Simming!